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- Me: What's the name of that Mio
- My friend: You mean the flavor
- Me: Yea...what is it?
- My friend: Green thunder...
- Me: ...
- Me: ....
- My friend: What?
- Me: It sounds like The Hulk's porno name
- My friend: Pfft...it...it does!!!
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- i get walked into in the hall: sorry
- i get knocked and drop my books: sorry
- i get pushed against the wall: sorry
- i get pushed down a couple of stairs: sorry
- i get pushed out the window: sorry
- i get run over by a car: sorry
- i get murdered: sorry
I have no regrets making this
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- day after prom: Emily and 564 friends have changed their profile pictures
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